STILL DEAD: President Obama’s threw a Deathiversary party for Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan! Fun! I had almost forgotten all about wacky Uncle Osama. I’m so glad the guy running for reelection reminded me. That same guy, the aforementioned president, has a new ad attacking our man Mitt, saying he’s going to send all the jobs we have overseas.MAYBE CHANGE ‘ONE NATION’ TO ‘REAL ‘MURICA’: The citizens of Falmouth feel very, VERY strongly about the Pledge of Allegiance, especially the 1954 version. Hundreds of them showed up to recite it because it was the most fun thing to do in Falmouth that day. The Cape Cod Times’ Sean Golsalves takes a look at the flap with the most idolatry-based column I’ve read in awhile.
CASINOS: The Gaming Commission is getting itself a communications director: the Boston Police Department’s Elaine Driscoll. |